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Friday, June 23, 2006

Govt Fake Opponent fake

Please allow me to place briefs which inspired me to write this poem titled “Govt Fake Opponent fake”

UPA Govt. Symbol of Fakes

UPA Govt. has become symbol of fakes. It devalued PM post by creating invisible Super PM post. This Govt. created unconstitutional National Advisory Council, chairperson of which is Sonia Gandhi. There is a fake opposition and pseudo parliament. As we saw not only NDA but Congress President and other its allies including Left opposed fuel oil price hike. This shows that UPA Govt. is a fake Govt. Lefts bark outside on various issues but support from the back door to the Govt. Parliament also becomes pseudo in the guidance of Sonia Gandhi and in the acceptance of Speaker Somnath Chatterjee. Importan Bills including related to Budget passed in the absence of the NDA. Leaders of congress and its allies involved in the counterfeit fake Govt. Stamps Scam of Telgi.Volcker named Congress in the Oil for Food scandal. Leader of the UPA owned house in Italy but in India she does not own any house. She has still Italian Passport. Siberia’s birds are reaching in India time to time.
History of Italian or other foreign birds says their intention of flying.

Importing Aids

We adopted Western, African and Gulf culture. Due to this largest patients of Aids are in India. Terrorists, Smuglers and infiltrators are attacting youths to be addict. United Hindu Family culture have become rare. Lessons of Ramayan and Mahabharat are not being followed by most of us.

“Rent-a-womb, Rent-a-wife” Western Culture

I read news published on June 18, 2006 which follows as: You might have heard of rent-a-womb, but who ever heard of rent-a-wife! Certain people, especially in tribal belts of Gujarat, have smelt an irresistible business opportunity in the skewed sex ratio in the state. If many tribal daughters are being sold in marriage, there are also reports of husbands agreeing to their wives staying with higher caste men, who are not able to find a wife in their own community, for a monthly rental. In Netrang taluka in Bharuch, police officials quote the recent instance of Atta Prajapati allowing his wife Laxmi to stay with a Patel in Mehsana for a monthly rental of Rs 8,000. This news ‘Husband for wife’, ‘wife on rent’ Wife for hire’ etc. have become international news.

Wife for Hire Inc

There is a Hardback book”Wife for Hire (TPB) published by Pan Mackmillan and written by Blacklock: Sam knew she was a model wife, a prize wife, the kind of wife men secretly wished they had. Spurred on by an eclectic bunch of girlfriends and her nutty sister Max, she finds the job she was born for: Wife for Hire. Sam handles the domestic affairs, and acts as a personal shopper and social coordinator for many satisfied customers. But when attractive American businessman, Hal Buchanan is added to her client list, Sam soon realizes she can organize many things in life, but not her emotions.

We can turn the sex related news ‘Wife for hire’ in to the holy business or holy profession. Following is an example. Another example for profession may be “Would you hire your wife as an office assistant?”
began 20 years ago with a late night brainstorm by the owner Sheila Cannon after seeing the NBC Sunday Night Movie “This Housewife For Hire” Dissatisfied with the cleaning company that was helping her with her own home at the time, she just knew how things should be done, so with creativity and with business savvy turned Wife For Hire Inc. into a great success story!

Barati on Rent

Before some time I also news related to ‘Baratis’ on hire:
Now some business firms provide on rent all varieties of members for wedding including for procession. The ostentatious nature of most north Indian weddings has enabled innovative entrepreneurs to make a fortune. Several event managers, tent wallahs, musicians, dress designers thrive during the marriages. Owners of this business say,” The bridegroom’s wedding party ought to have a sizeable number of members. This is a status symbol. Also, there are cases of elopement or parents refusing to participate in their child’s marriage. In that case, some body needs to play the part of the elders, friends and relatives. This is precisely the service offered by us.”

The business is at its peak during wedding seasons (April, October and November). But there is no question of making loss. Why? Simple, nothing is paid to the actors. “They get to enjoy a feast and get royal treatment. What is the need for payment?”


(1)

Secular Government fake
Parliament opponent fake
Jhoom Jhoom Nachu kaise,
Toote naa Dil hamara kaise

(2)

Govt law can take on
Counterfeit products fake
Now people must take on
Counterfeit Gandhis fake

(3)

Telgi-Throat’ in the prison
Their political bofors gun
Move freely not in prison
Fake Stamp Count not fun

(4)

I hear loudly gun fire blast
Tha terrorist in police dress
Maoist end a difficult task
All vote bank of Congress

(5)

I saw a young female Fake
Aj Tak - Correspondent fake
You can find Examinee fake
All is on hire or on to be let

(6)

Yahan Har Kism Ke Barati
Kiraye Par Milte Hain Barati
Beef up your party marriage
All on hire welcome rentage

(7)

Made by God given by god
Never for sale Indian wife
How fine is to be husband?
What beauty is to be wife?

(8)

Who brings Aids Night club
Who change wife barter sex?
He enjoyed a sex with her
Son enjoyes a sex with her!

(9)

May n’t be enough one wife?
More wives may be needed
Who finds golden egg wife?
Who is on hire or on rented?

(10)

Young son wants to marry
Finds a girl suits him nice
Father says ‘no my son, no
She is right your sister nice’

(11)

He says mother father says
Mother laughs “Go son there
Your father is not your father’
Imported rented womb here?


By Premendra Agrawal

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